Animaniacs- Wakko-s Wish -

"Okay. Maybe wishes don’t come true the way you expect. Maybe they come true… the Animaniacs way."

"A family."

“WAKKO, YOU CAN BORROW MY DAD JOKES.” “FREE HOT DOGS FOR LIFE.” Animaniacs- Wakko-s Wish

"And that means? Unpredictable, slightly unhygienic, but full of heart?"

"You can’t just wish for parents, kid. That’s not how narrative closure works. You’ve got to learn a lesson, sing a song, and maybe cry for a second." Unpredictable, slightly unhygienic, but full of heart

A shooting star zips across the sky. Wakko closes his eyes, pulls his cap down tight, and whispers:

The Warners descend into the studio’s forgotten prop basement, where a grumpy, tax-auditing genie (voiced by the ghost of a 1930s studio head) guards the "Well of Last Resorts." Wakko closes his eyes, pulls his cap down

“We’re zany to the max / We didn’t pay our tax / We’ve got a wish that’s true / And that wish is… you!”

They all hug. The water tower glows faintly. Then Pinky and the Brain accidentally trigger the wish energy again, turning the entire Warner Bros. lot into a giant sentient pudding.