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But for years, thanks to a collective brain glitch and a middle school level of humor, half of America has called them “Ben Dover” English muffins. Say it fast. "Got any Ben Dover muffins?" You laugh. You point. You feel clever. Meanwhile, the actual English muffin sits on the shelf, weeping buttery tears, wondering why it gets dragged into a pun war.

In Defense of the English Muffin (And Why You’ve Been Saying “Ben Dover” Your Whole Life) ben dover english muffins 1

Let’s fix that. And while we’re at it, let’s give these griddled circles of joy the respect they deserve. But for years, thanks to a collective brain

So next time you’re at the store, don’t ask for the joke. Ask for Thomas’. Take them home. Treat them right. And when that first crunchy, buttery, nook-filled bite hits your tongue, you’ll realize: the only joke here is how long you’ve been eating boring toast. You point