I can’t.
TL;DR – Script is 90% meme, 10% actual civil disagreement. Confirmed: Spider-Man has no filter. Black Panther says three words total. Scott Lang wants to be medium-sized.
(quietly) I’m switching sides again.
You’re not funny, Clint.
(wearing sunglasses indoors) Look, I’m retired. Again. But someone had to bring the comic relief. captain america civil war script
(in high-pitched excitement) Mr. Stark, can I do the thing now? The web thing?
(silent, staring at Bucky)
Too late. Go team weird beard. FADE TO BLACK.