College Rules - Lucky Fucking Freshman [ CONFIRMED — 2027 ]

I nodded along. Took notes in my phone. Packed my pepper spray next to my extra-long twin sheets.

I should have said no. I should have remembered every TikTok about “situationships” and every article about freshman girls being prey. College Rules - Lucky Fucking Freshman

You know the hype. The summer before freshman year, every older sibling, every cousin who “barely survived” State, and every Reddit thread warns you about the same thing. Don’t walk alone at night. Don’t leave your drink down. Don’t trust the upperclassmen who smile too wide at orientation. I nodded along