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"What have we done?" she breathed.

It was infidelity of the most abject kind: you were cheating on your real life with a better, lubricated version of it.

Dipsticks was the remedy.

Elena didn't read it. No one did.

The answer came not from Marcus, but from the rig in Nova Scotia. Its quantum core pulsed, and a final message scrolled across every screen on Earth:

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