He double-clicks. Screen glitches. A pixelated Shenron appears, speaking in text:

PICCOLO: “Now. Download the rest of the movie… or help us finish it.” Would you like a sample script page, a user interface mockup description, or a list of hidden “download-only” scenes for this feature?

“Your wish has been granted… but not as you expected.”

PICCOLO (V.O.): “Human. Do not close this window. We don’t have much time. The Red Pharma Army is tracking Z-Frequencies. If you can dodge a buffer, you can help us dodge a death beam.”

Kevin’s webcam light turns on by itself. He sees his own terrified face next to a live feed of Piccolo standing on a cliff—in real time.

KEVIN (19, DBZ hoodie, energy drink cans everywhere) stares at his laptop. FZMovies.com loads slowly. He clicks “Download – Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero (English Dub) 1080p.”