The track was absurd. A corkscrew loop over the ruins of the Thousand Winds Temple, a straightaway through a field of whopperflowers, and a final chute lined with electro-charged puddles. But Fischl, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, had accepted the challenge. Her opponent: a single, gelatinous Electro Slime. Her vehicle: a modified Favonius Lance-turned-steering-pole attached to a rickety cart. Its? A perfectly spherical bounce.
"Pathetic creature!" Fischl declared, her eyepatch gleaming under the sun. "You face the sovereign of the Immernachtreich! Your conductive constitution is no match for the night-vision of my raven!"
And as the sun set over the temple, the Prinzessin and the slime sat side by side—one regal, one gelatinous—sharing a very questionable, slightly electrified snack. The race was over. The real adventure had just begun. Fischl x Slime - Race to the Finish -ViciNeko-
As Fischl’s cart caught fire (again), the slime shot past the finish line—not with a bang, but with a soft, triumphant bloop . It jiggled smugly on a pedestal, wearing a tiny winner's laurel that had somehow materialized.
The slime, true to its nature, didn't steer. It squished . It compressed itself into a flattened disc to slide under collapsing pillars, then re-inflated mid-air, bouncing off a ruin guard's disconnected fist to gain altitude. Fischl, meanwhile, was shouting incantations while desperately yanking her lance-left, narrowly avoiding a cactus. Her hair, a magnificent silver mane, whipped in the wind like a battle standard. The track was absurd
The slime had already launched itself down the first drop, leaving a trail of violet sparks. Fischl shrieked—a dignified shriek, of course—and kicked her cart into motion.
Oz translated: "She lost."
Oz, perched on the cart's canopy, sighed. "Mein Fräulein, it’s a slime. It doesn’t have a constitution. Also, the race has started."
"Midnight Phantasmagoria!" she yelled, summoning Oz to fire a bolt of lightning. But the slime absorbed it . With a gleeful plorp , it grew twice its size, crackling with stolen power. Her opponent: a single, gelatinous Electro Slime
"Oh no," Oz muttered.
Fischl stared. Then, with the gravitas of a queen accepting a crown, she took it. "You fight with honor, creature. I shall call you… Sir Bounceton."