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(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.)

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(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.) (Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours

JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear. a TikTok script

“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’”

“You’re gonna need a bigger ticket stub.”