Hdsex: And The City

She takes a sip of her champagne and laughs. “I just realized something.”

“Did he mark you to market?” Miranda asks, horrified. “That’s a violation of the Geneva Convention of dating. Liquidate him.”

Carrie walks the High Line at 2 AM. She calls Miranda. HDSex and the City

“The red flag,” Miranda says, “is that you haven’t run his D&B report.”

Carrie gets the text. We need to talk. Hard fork. My risk limits have been breached. I’m margin-calling you. She stares at the screen. And then, for the first time in her life, she doesn’t run the numbers. She takes a sip of her champagne and laughs

“No, Carrie. He’s a toxic derivative wrapped in a bespoke suit. You need to deleverage.”

“I was so busy trying to calculate his net worth, I forgot to audit his character.” Liquidate him

“But he’s Mr. Big .”

Charlotte is furiously updating her Hinge profile: Seeking man with low beta, high dividend, and zero NASCAR.

“Marriage is a merger,” he says, loosening his tie. “I’m not paying a control premium for a declining asset.”

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