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She stops. The door is ajar. Inside, a single projector whirs.

Outside, the city is a fever dream. Billboards advertise “SUPREME PIZZA: NOW WITH GLUE.” A line of people waits outside a clinic called “VACCINE? NAH, WE DO ROCKS.” A news ticker reads: “CONGRESS PASSES LAW MAKING ‘THOUGHT’ ILLEGAL ON TUESDAYS.”

He hangs up. The phone is actually a TV remote. He throws it across the room. Idiocracia.avi

Then the sign shorts out. Sparks. Darkness.

CHAD: Literacy test? Is that an app? Can we monetize it? She stops

CHAD: (into the phone’s camera) Yeah, I’ll take a venti triple-foam latte with extra victory . No, cold. Make it angry.

CHAD: Alright, people. The quarterly numbers are in. Profits are down. Way down. And the board wants answers. (He looks at a pie chart labeled “REASONS WE SUCK.” It’s just a spinning wheel of screaming faces.) Outside, the city is a fever dream

Jenna walks past a cinema. The marquee says: “NOW SHOWING: EXPLOSIONS 9 – THE RECKONING.” Next to it, a smaller sign: “IDIOCRACIA.AVI – NEW LOW-BUDGET DOCUMENTARY. ONE SCREEN. ONE SHOWING. MIDNIGHT.”