Jujutsu Shenanigans – Script Excerpt
That’s not— (deep breath) —that’s not how any of this works.
(laughing) That’s Todo’s technique with extra steps.
(raising hand enthusiastically) Gojo-sensei! Can a Domain Expansion be used to open a pickle jar? Jujutsu Shenanigans Script
(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.)
Do it. I dare you.
(patting Yuji’s head) See? Even the King of Curses loves improv comedy. Jujutsu Shenanigans – Script Excerpt That’s not— (deep
A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions?
I will end you.
(sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji. But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga just to escape this conversation. Can a Domain Expansion be used to open a pickle jar
(vanishing and reappearing behind Megumi) Wrong! High-five Technique exists. I made it up just now. It’s called Boogie Woogie Palms .
(floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please. Today’s lesson is Practical Cursed Shenanigans . Rule one: never let Nobara near a voodoo doll of me.
(not looking up from hammering a nail into her desk) Only if we can use yours as a punching bag.
Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just really good at high-fives?
Later, babe. Class dismissed! Don’t forget—shenanigans are the true core of jujutsu.