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The script uses who , grep , cut , write , and date —standard tools from 1970s Bell Labs. No dependencies. No containers. Just a kiss, a log, and a little mystery. “I installed it on our production jump box as a joke,” says one Reddit user, “and now there’s a cron job running it every Friday at 4:59 PM. Sean from accounting has no idea why he keeps getting kissed right before the weekend.” To be clear: kissasean.sh is not malicious, but it is mischievous. Sending unsolicited terminal messages to another user ( write $SEAN ) is borderline workplace chaos. Some IT departments have banned it. Others have integrated it into onboarding. So go ahead. Run it. Check your logs. And if you see a kiss from someone you don’t know… maybe blow one back. 💋 This feature is a work of creative tech writing. No Seans were harmed in its production. But one was kissed. You know who you are. |
The script uses who , grep , cut , write , and date —standard tools from 1970s Bell Labs. No dependencies. No containers. Just a kiss, a log, and a little mystery. “I installed it on our production jump box as a joke,” says one Reddit user, “and now there’s a cron job running it every Friday at 4:59 PM. Sean from accounting has no idea why he keeps getting kissed right before the weekend.” To be clear: kissasean.sh is not malicious, but it is mischievous. Sending unsolicited terminal messages to another user ( write $SEAN ) is borderline workplace chaos. Some IT departments have banned it. Others have integrated it into onboarding.
So go ahead. Run it. Check your logs. And if you see a kiss from someone you don’t know… maybe blow one back. kissasean.sh
💋 This feature is a work of creative tech writing. No Seans were harmed in its production. But one was kissed. You know who you are. The script uses who , grep , cut