Kroger Hub Untitled Attack On Titan Mobile Script Site

No, listen. If we can get it to clock out, maybe it despawns.

The KEVIN-TITAN (9 feet tall, malformed, one arm ending in a price scanner) SHRIEKS.

(in a wet, croaking voice) “Welcome to Kroger. Your total is—”

(inhuman scream) FOR MEAT?!

“No Titans were harmed in the making of this mobile event. Kroger Hub is a fictional location. Any resemblance to real assistant managers is purely tragic.”

That’s not a Titan. That’s a...

(running out, Mikasa behind) Perfect. Now we unionize it. Kroger Hub Untitled Attack On Titan Mobile Script

The scanner dies. The Titan looks at it. Looks at the Scouts. Lets out a sad, deflating HISS. Then it kneels, curls into a fetal position, and begins to weep clear, hot steam.

It’s in the mobile game’s secret lore. Armin found it in the “Kroger Hub” event datamine.

CONNIE (18, Scout uniform, ODM gear rattling) peeks over a stack of crushed pallets. No, listen

The Titan raises the price scanner. Red light fills the yard.

SASHA (18, bow drawn, arrow aimed at a swinging "AISLE 7" sign) trembles.