L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -v1.0... 〈TOP • Summary〉

“A hero?” the Demon Lord boomed. “I have un-made dimensions! I have swallowed stars! Witness my ultimate technique: ”

“What… what are you?” Malachar whispered, stepping back.

He had saved the world. Not by fighting. Not by growing stronger. But by being the one person in the universe whose existence made every superpower completely, utterly, hilariously useless. L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -V1.0...

“You kidnapped the princess.”

And that was when Malachar realized the horror. It wasn’t that L-li was strong. It was that he —the Demon Lord—was weak. Every spell he cast, every curse he wove, every ancient rune of destruction… was being instantly nullified, absorbed, and converted into… nothing. The hero was a walking magical black hole of mediocrity. The final battle lasted twelve seconds. “A hero

“Enchanted weapon,” L-li noted. “Doesn’t work. Try a rock.”

The Demon Lord, reduced to throwing an actual rock, missed. L-li picked up a nearby candlestick (non-magical, brass) and walked forward. Witness my ultimate technique: ” “What… what are you

Malachar’s eye twitched. He tried again. A wave of psychic agony erupted. L-li yawned.