(Puts down the journal) "You built a five-hundred-dollar climate-controlled terrarium for water bears?"
"It also opens beer bottles. And it has a laser. A very small, mostly decorative laser." La Teoria del Big Bang 9x7
"There it is."
(Panic rising) "You wouldn’t."
"Correction: Tardigrada . They are the universe’s ultimate survivors. They can withstand radiation, the vacuum of space, and—more to the point—your passive-aggressive sighing. I am training them." (Puts down the journal) "You built a five-hundred-dollar