Marvel And Dc Super Heroes Script Pastebin Info

Dramatic exit denied. Look, Bat-guy. I have a dead Aunt May, a missing MJ, and a clone wearing my skin who is currently robbing a chemical plant in your city. So you can either brood at me, or we can go punch him. Your call. But I'm out of funny one-liners. That's how you know it's serious.

Can a symbiote be a toxic ex? Let's go, Bruce.

(V.O.) Oh, no. It’s an architectural digest of depression. Am I in a music video from 2005?

A beat. Rain hits the Joker card.

(V.O.) Well. That’s new. Usually when I fall through a glowing hole, there’s at least a funny wizard or a talking raccoon on the other side.

Hostile? I’m from Queens. You know, the other Queens. The one with the Avengers Tower. Look, I'm looking for a guy. He’s wearing my face. Killed my--

Batman pauses. For the first time, he turns his head. The white lenses of the cowl narrow. marvel and dc super heroes script pastebin

You have 10 seconds to explain the dimensional breach before I assume hostile intent.

I once sold my marriage to the devil to save an 80-year-old woman. You think a guy in a bat onesie scares me?

Spider-Man flips onto a lamppost.

BATMAN (40s, armored, exhausted) crouches over a crime scene. A single playing card: THE JOKER. But it's bleached white. Blank.

You’re not afraid of me.

RAIN. The kind of rain that doesn't clean the city, just moves the filth around. Dramatic exit denied

(Growling) Don't move.