Re4: Welcome To Hell

Published by: The First Aid Spray Diaries Reading time: 4 minutes

So, if you’re picking up the controller for the first time, or the tenth, remember: Don’t stand still. Save your flash grenades for the birds. And for the love of all that is holy,

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Suddenly, everyone is there. The burly sack-head with the hammer. The chainsaw man. The old ladies throwing dynamite.

We aren’t talking about the slow-burn dread of the Spencer Mansion. We aren’t talking about the zombie apocalypse of Raccoon City. No. In 2005, Capcom looked at survival horror, poured rocket fuel on it, and said: “Welcome to hell.” Published by: The First Aid Spray Diaries Reading

You don’t speak Spanish, but you understand perfectly. He pulls out a rusty axe. You pull out your pistol. You shoot him in the face.

He doesn’t fall.

For new players, that first village fight is a baptism by fire. You’re low on ammo. Your aim is shaky. The controls feel tank-like. And just when you think you’ve killed enough, the Chainsaw revs up.

You find a single, disturbed villager. He turns around. He says the words that would haunt a generation: The burly sack-head with the hammer

One swipe. Head gone.