“Thirty seconds is a long time,” Rigby whispered. “We could do something productive in twenty-nine.”
And for the rest of the afternoon, they did absolutely nothing. And it was the most productive thing they’d done all week.
For the next hour—or maybe a day; time moved weirdly around the cursed VHS—they were forced to live through parodies of every Season Two trope: a “Prank War” episode that became a literal war with tiny bazookas; a “Weekend at Benson’s” where they had to prop up an unconscious Skips at a high-stakes arm-wrestling tournament; and a musical episode where they couldn’t stop singing about their own incompetence.
Mordecai peered inside. The box was heavy, velvety, and featured a holographic cover of the gang fighting a giant rock monster that looked suspiciously like Muscle Man’s mom. Gold letters read: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON – EXPERIENCE THE EPISODES AS THEY WERE MEANT TO BE EXPERIENCED. Regular Show Season 2 Complete Pack
“Who?” Rigby asked.
“Dude,” Mordecai said, pulling out a chunky VHS tape the size of a cinder block. “This is way too much plastic. I love it.”
“IT’S TOO CRINGE!” it bleated, then exploded into confetti. “Thirty seconds is a long time,” Rigby whispered
“That’s not a real episode!” Mordecai yelled.
Rigby snatched the box. “We didn’t order this.”
“That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” Mordecai said. For the next hour—or maybe a day; time
“Delivery for a… ‘Slenderman’?” the man called out.
Rigby froze. “I don’t even know what my own name’s second letter is!”
