Sam And Cat Matthew Instant

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad?

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count? sam and cat matthew

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out. Uh, no