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You expect nihilism. You expect Only Lovers Left Alive meets Heathers . But what you get is the most awkward, chaste, and gentle "getting to know you" montage in horror history.

There is a sentence you never expect to read, and then there is that sentence.

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Go find it. It’s on MUBI in most regions. Bring tissues. Leave your cynicism at the door.

Enter Paul. A lonely, profoundly depressed teenager who has just been stood up (again) and is looking for a way to exit the stage of his own life. Searching for- Humanist Vampire Seeking in-All ...

It is the funniest, saddest, most romantic Rorschach test I have ever seen. The premise is simple: Sasha is a vampire. She has a problem. She is cripplingly, painfully empathetic. Unlike her boisterous, bloodthirsty family, she cannot bring herself to hunt. The sight of a human’s fear, the sound of their pulse spiking—it makes her physically ill. She is, for all intents and purposes, a vampire with a panic disorder.

Imagine if we were all that specific. Imagine if we walked into the room and said, "I am damaged. I am hungry. I am terrified of hurting you. Do you want to watch the sunrise even though it burns my skin?" You expect nihilism

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person is not a horror movie about death. It is a rom-com about the unbearable lightness of choosing to live, even when you are dead.