Season 6 Ep 2 Rick And Morty [ 90% SIMPLE ]

“So we’re just gonna stand here? You know Mom and Dad are useless. Dad’s been in the closet crying because he thought a Roomba was ‘judging his life choices.’”

Cut to Morty and Summer hiding in the garage, armed with a plasma welder and a crowbar. Season 6 Ep 2 Rick And Morty

“Rick’s been gone for six hours. The last thing he said was ‘If I’m not back by dinner, assume I’ve become the dinner.’” “So we’re just gonna stand here

(voiceover, distorted): Oh yeah? Well, I’m an onion that makes you cry… and then explodes. assume I’ve become the dinner.’” (voiceover

“Where were you?”

“Define ‘okay.’ I’ve got three extra memories of prom nights I never had and a sudden craving for artisanal toast. Let’s go.”