Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic, cynical antidote to sappy holiday music. Highly recommended for office parties, family gatherings (with thick skin), or anyone who's ever cursed a tangled string of lights.

Five months of payments! (sung loudly, with gusto)

It sounds like you're looking for the lyrics to by Bob Rivers (a parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"), along with a useful review of the song.

My wife's mother (... "She's staying with us!" )

The Salvation Army guy ( "I gave at the office!" )

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Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic, cynical antidote to sappy holiday music. Highly recommended for office parties, family gatherings (with thick skin), or anyone who's ever cursed a tangled string of lights.

Five months of payments! (sung loudly, with gusto) song 12 pains of christmas lyrics hit

It sounds like you're looking for the lyrics to by Bob Rivers (a parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"), along with a useful review of the song. Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic, cynical antidote

My wife's mother (... "She's staying with us!" ) Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic

The Salvation Army guy ( "I gave at the office!" )