Mmrgh. Comedy.
I will not be censored, Val. We lure them with the Cinnabon aroma—
The zombies turn. The trap springs. The tent falls.
I’ve been listening on the broken PA system. There’s a Bass Pro Shops on the third floor. They have crossbows, beef jerky, and a display tent we can use as a decoy.
He flicks a switch. The Dyson roars to life. A zombie shambles into frame. The vacuum hose attaches to its forehead. The zombie’s face gets sucked into the canister like a sad, gray smoothie.
See? Disarmed. Metaphorically and literally. Its nose is in the dustbin.
We’re going to die!
Best. Apocalypse. Ever.
We have three problems. One: Kevin’s vacuum is full of zombie face. Two: the Cinnabon is attracting a second horde. Three: we’re out of Mountain Dew Code Red.
Was that… Gary?
Number three is a war crime.
Ever -ep.6- -dezgemadev- - The Best Apocalypse
Mmrgh. Comedy.
I will not be censored, Val. We lure them with the Cinnabon aroma—
The zombies turn. The trap springs. The tent falls. The Best Apocalypse Ever -Ep.6- -Dezgemadev-
I’ve been listening on the broken PA system. There’s a Bass Pro Shops on the third floor. They have crossbows, beef jerky, and a display tent we can use as a decoy.
He flicks a switch. The Dyson roars to life. A zombie shambles into frame. The vacuum hose attaches to its forehead. The zombie’s face gets sucked into the canister like a sad, gray smoothie. We lure them with the Cinnabon aroma—
The zombies turn
See? Disarmed. Metaphorically and literally. Its nose is in the dustbin.
We’re going to die!
Best. Apocalypse. Ever.
We have three problems. One: Kevin’s vacuum is full of zombie face. Two: the Cinnabon is attracting a second horde. Three: we’re out of Mountain Dew Code Red. I’ve been listening on the broken PA system
Was that… Gary?
Number three is a war crime.