The Golden Girls - Season 4 Apr 2026

You know, Blanche, in St. Olaf, we have a saying: “A necklace is just a thing. But a memory of a man who loved you enough to lie about a ruby? That’s worth everything.”

(proudly) That was my cousin, Vinnie. He used to hide rubies in his cheeks. He could smuggle a whole deli counter past customs.

Thank you for being a friend... Act One: The Living Room. Afternoon.

(into the mic, echoing): THIS MAN IS A PHONY! He’s not an appraiser! He’s “Fast Eddie” Fenchurch, a con artist from Fort Lauderdale! I recognized his face from a 1973 episode of To Catch a Predator: Antiques Roadshow Edition ! The Golden Girls - Season 4

Fast Eddie. You’re under arrest.

Excuse me. I’m terribly sorry to intrude. My name is Dr. Julian Finch. I’m an art and antiquities appraiser from the Ringling Museum.

I don’t feel safe, Dorothy. What if the Sicilian Squirrel’s nephews show up? You know, Blanche, in St

So George didn’t give me a priceless family heirloom. He gave me a bauble from a man who lost a poker game forty years ago.

The DOORBELL rings. ROSE answers it. A distinguished, silver-haired MAN in a tweed jacket stands there. He looks flustered.

The camera pans over the familiar, wicker-filled kitchen. SUNLIGHT streams in. ROSE is at the counter, painstakingly separating a bowl of colorful jelly beans into tiny piles by flavor. That’s worth everything

(smiles, wipes a tear) You know, I think I’ll keep it. I’ll tell people it’s the Devereaux Cracker Jack Prize. It’s a much better story.

My bingo winnings.