From that day on, isaidub became his lifeline. Not for science. For sanity.
And that is how Mark Watney, the loneliest man in the universe, discovered isaidub.com .
“Indha senai… indha manushan… indha MARTIAN kum… ungalukum naduvula… oru chinna vishayam irukku. (Between this army… this man… this MARTIAN… and you… there is a small matter.)” the martian in isaidub
What they didn’t get right was how he spent his first hundred sols alone. They thought he spent them calculating potato yields and distilling water from hydrazine. In reality, after the initial panic subsided, Mark discovered something far more vital to his survival than oxygen: boredom.
The crew stared in silence. Martinez whispered, “He’s lost it.” From that day on, isaidub became his lifeline
“I’m alive because of potatoes, Commander. And terrible, terrible dubbing.”
The rover journey to Schiaparelli Crater. Fourteen days of driving through dust storms. He had downloaded (illegally, he noted with a chuckle) thirty dubbed movies onto a jury-rigged drive. As the rover trundled across the endless red waste, the tinny speakers blared: “Avan yaaru? Ivan yaaru? Naanga yaaru? (Who is he? Who is this? Who are we?)” from a particularly confusing scene in Kaththi . And that is how Mark Watney, the loneliest
And a voice, dripping with misplaced gravitas, announced: “Mudivu. (The End.)”
But Mark just smiled, pulled out his jury-rigged drive, and plugged it into the Hermes’ main viewer. As the ship pulled away from Mars, the screen flickered to life. A badly-cropped logo appeared: ISAIDUB.COM – WATCH ONLINE .