The Sponge narrowed its porous eyes. “Fine. You three—the whale, the orphan, and the bearded hobo—are coming with me. If you’re lying, I’ll exfoliate you to dust.”
K’nuckles whispered, “Kid, we’re doomed. I haven’t washed my socks since 2003. That seal’s too clean for me to handle.” The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 2008 Se...
“OI!” bellowed the Sponge. “Which one of you landlubbers stole my soap recipe? I’m the Sudsy Sentinel, guardian of the Coral Cleanliness Code, and I want my proprietary lather back!” The Sponge narrowed its porous eyes
Stormalong Harbor was quiet. Too quiet. The kind of quiet that meant Captain K’nuckles was either unconscious or up to no good. If you’re lying, I’ll exfoliate you to dust
“I am not!” Flapjack said, hugging Bubbie the whale. “But I bet the thief is on the Sudsy Islands!”
The seal’s eyes widened in horror. “Jellyfish? In my royal bath? Unacceptable!”
