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Frank on a catwalk in sunglasses, falling into a swimming pool full of gelatin. END OF OPENING SEQUENCE

(to kids) Nobody drink the water. Or the sports drink. Or the pudding cups. Actually, just stick to air.

Vex snarls. She leaps onto a jet ski. Frank tries to follow, but his foot gets stuck in a mooring rope. He’s dragged face-first through the harbor, past a wedding barge, under a drawbridge, and finally deposited onto a beach where a children’s puppet show is in progress.

Frank, the cartel is meeting in thirty seconds. Do not engage. Just ID the leader. And for God’s sake, don’t touch anything. The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...

By noon tomorrow, every major city’s water supply will be replaced with Hydro-Thrust. Within an hour, everyone will be obedient. Within a day, they’ll vote for whoever I tell them to. Within a week—world peace. My peace.

Frank stands, seaweed draped over his head like a wig. He spits out a fish.

The guard squints. Frank shrugs, then swings the chicken. It squeaks harmlessly against the guard’s helmet. The guard blinks. Frank kicks him in the shin. The guard collapses—into a puddle of motor oil, sliding into the harbor with a dignified splash. Frank on a catwalk in sunglasses, falling into

A guard turns.

THE NAKED GUN: LICENSE TO SLIP

When a shadowy cartel plots to replace the world’s drinking water with a mind-control sports drink, bumbling Lt. Frank Drebin must go undercover as a high-fashion male model—without falling for his supermodel partner, breaking anything nuclear, or sneezing during a silent auction. OPENING SCENE: Or the pudding cups

Frank freezes. He grabs the rubber chicken, holds it to his ear like a phone.

And now, kids, the police officer is here to save the day!

(smiles) Oh, I’m not selling drinks, Lieutenant. I’m selling thirst .

One barrel tips. Rolls. Knocks over a forklift. The forklift honks, spins, and smashes into a shipping container, which falls open to reveal…