Windows 7 Crazy Error Download [UPDATED]

Below it, the text flickers between binary and broken English: "Critical Update Found: 'Happiness.dll' is missing. Your computer has been running for 2,847 days without a compliment. Please download the following file to continue existing:

(Ghosted out, unclickable) [CRY] (Glowing red, pulsing like a heartbeat) Windows 7 Crazy Error Download

The screen flashes blue. Not the "Blue Screen of Death." Just… a sad, soft blue. Like the color of an old monitor left on overnight in an abandoned school. Below it, the text flickers between binary and

* LIFE_IS_OVER.exe (Size: ∞ MB)" There are only two buttons: unclickable) [CRY] (Glowing red